One Post Wonder

The people who register on messages boards, post one time, then disappear, never to be seen again.

The post that they post is usually a nonsensical one that only a select few might understand, but normally leaving much to the imagination.

A One Post Wonder may contain anything from smileys, the word "Hi", to the more common spam.

One Post Wonder: Hi! :D

*Leaves*

Member 1: What was that about?

Member 2: I've got no idea.

by Da Milkman November 14, 2009

one-hit wonder

someone with only one hit song and they dont comeout with another hit

peaty pablo was a one hit wonder with his song raise up

by zack September 28, 2003

wonton wonder

the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks

e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?

unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro

e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej

by playa from the himalaya June 11, 2009

one-second wonder

A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.

That girl was fine, but it turned out she was a one-second wonder.

by HWF August 13, 2006

one wheel wonder

when a vehicle does a "one leg" burnout only spinning one wheel

The other night Greg was trying to be a hardass, but he just looked gay when he pulled a one wheel wonder pullin out down by the river.

by theborewhore July 4, 2011

boy wonder

1. A term originally used to define Robin in the comic book series 'Batman and Robin'; Batman is a superhero and Robin is his younger sidekick.

2. A complimentary term for Robin, generally used by the fictional Gotham police force and media.

3. A complimentary term for any male based on skill or personality, usually holding some degree of good-natured humour or irony.

4. A sarcastic, derogatory term used to compare a male to a less respected view of Robin; a boy-toy, or kept male with no power and some implication of homosexuality.

n. "And once again, the world was saved thanks to Batman and the BOY WONDER."

n. "Jess, you saved the mainframe! You're a real BOY WONDER."

n. "Look at that BOY WONDER in the corner. The guy has more glitz on than my little sister did on prom night."

by Caltha. March 21, 2004

one-hit wonder

One good song that propels them to stardom and then they SUCK. But the one song was pretty good.
Still better than no-hit wonders

The wonders for 'that thing you do'. See the goddamn movie

by QTCV September 28, 2003