Wizard

nickname for military psychologists and psychiatrists, which signifies these individuals‘ seemingly magical ability to make a service member disappear from the military after having diagnosed him or her with a serious mental disorder.

The wizard got that coporal discharged from the marine corps.

by littlegene October 21, 2010

wizard cloak

the after effect of a hard fucking, resulting in the lips of ones pussy resembling the folds in a wizard's cloak.

after the frat party kelly had a wicked "wizard cloak"

by kingsley Tenenbaums October 13, 2009

The Wizard's Council

When a man gets head while playing world of warcraft (other fantasy games may count).

"Many warriors seek the wizard's council, but few have received the it."

by Wstubler January 2, 2008

Ass Wizard

1.Anyone who posseses the skill of taking it in the ass.
2.Gay man in a wizard's costume.
3.Used as the ultimate insult.

Sam: Man, you're so retarded!

Joel: Smoke my pole ass wizard.

Sam has no comeback, because there is no comeback to being called am ass wizard.

by AJZ - colubus day 2008 February 20, 2009

Grundle Wizard

A mythical creature lurking in the deepest forest covered corners of the grundle, highly skilled in witchcraft and wizardly endeavors that only surfaces to get its daily fill of grundle gravy and provide bountiful donkey punches.

That pen was a big grundle wizard

by NagDuck January 9, 2010

dick wizard

1. Referring to a man with very small and childlike genitalia. The term was coined to describe a pledge at a fraternity at a Pittsburgh area university. DG

2. A wizard that sucks dick.

"Don't be such a dick wizard!"

Where is dick-WIZAAAARD?!"

syn: baby dick, little meat, ginny, floor 5 little cock, wizard
ant: fat cock, adult meat, big guy, jon bass, da league

by pizza delivery boy November 11, 2010

butt wizard

An awesome insult. Possibly implies insultee uses magic with their posterior.

It's also a band somewhere.

"You, dirty rotten butt wizard!"

"WTF did you just call me?!"

by GrimFelix November 6, 2007