Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009

McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

“i eat ass with a little stink on it”

Something the extraordinary doctor Jay “That Dude” Perez once said.

when ur friend asks u about what type of ass u eat, u can say “i eat ass with a little stink on it”

by Hisoc0ck December 12, 2021

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

A piece of paper with a star on it

Protects you from the boogie man.

And everything else imaginable.

Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my piece of paper with a star on it!!??!?!?

OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!

by Skyancez March 27, 2008

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

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Click the email button to show the email site with an email you click to go to the email and click the link in the email to go to an email where it sends you to Email Dictionary to verify your email to post an email.
Alright.

by Orrinpants March 14, 2022