windows hippy

A person who uses Windows but should really be a Mac or Linux user. They use open-source programs such as GAIM and Firefox. In addition to that, they heavily customize Windows with programs such as Litestep and custom 'hacks' that do random things to Windows such as changing the color of the Windows Start button.

Note that they do not write these custom 'hacks' or customizing programs because they are incapable of coding/hacking themselves.

Sometimes these hippies can be found prancing around a Mac singing and dancing about how pretty/amazing it is.

Whoa, look at Katherine's desktop. What the fuck is that weird toolbar at the bottom? She's such a windows hippy!

by Anthony Lin November 7, 2005

windows

The operating system that crashes every time you use it. Causes blue screen of death phenomenons.

"Hey look, a record! It's 45 minutes since I rebooted and my windows has still not crashed!"

by Anonymous November 6, 2002

windows update

Another name for virus

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!

by Source November 12, 2003

Windows 7

The official code-name for Microsoft's next new operating system, devised just days after Windows Vista was released. Windows 7 will be released 1 day after Windows Vista is made perfect, after that Windows 8 will be released.

What the fuck do you mean I need to buy Windows 7??? I just bought that piece of shit Windows Vista yesterday! Damn, I sooo wish I had Linux right about now!

by Doug52392 November 7, 2007

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

windows fisher price

This is the name of a theme that comes default with windows. It looks like it's simple with no sharp edges, kinda like ti was made from Fisher Price.

*dark4190 goes onto a friend's freshly formatted computer*
dark4190: Ahhh, wtf? Windows Fisher Price?! Change your damn theme!!

by dark4190 July 25, 2008

windows update

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.

"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"

by Catachresis June 4, 2004