wankers burn

wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,

doc wats the cure for wankers burn , a fat chick with the pox

by jizzcannon1 February 21, 2011

wankerfag

A wankerfag is a prissy, screechy, whiny little Beta male who thinks he knows everything and is obnoxious to the nth degree. He gets on everyone's tits with his know-it-all attitude. This person is despised by all who know him and he knows it. BBC ornithologist Bill Oddie would be a prime example of a wankerfag.

"Did you see the TV programme last night about the starlings?"
"No I didn't. Who was the host?"
"Hmmmm, Bill Oddie I think."
"Oh no! Glad I didn't watch it now. I can't abide that tossy little wankerfag."

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

wankerschmankle

a man so dedicated to masturbation that it affects his daily life and physiology; a wank addict.
a wankerschmankle will often never leave his house and if you ever spot one, his dick is probably out 24/7 and hes masturbating constantly

bobert: yo i never met my neighbor face to face but the locals tell me hes a wankerschmankle

by Pan-racial monkey March 6, 2017

Wankersaurus

Someone who has an unrestible urge to masturbate and achieve a full orgasm but is unable to due to circumstances

Stephanie is a wankersaurus because her fingers are too fat to finger herself.

John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.

by Saggie nips December 19, 2017

Wanker Anchor

According do Daniel Sloss : a person who stays the same with you when you suffer loss. They don't walk on eggshells around you; they remain constant.

"You're such a wanker anchor"

by inthemoodforsomehellraising December 21, 2018

Wickerman2006

the developer of a pokemon brick bronze called "Mega Evolution X"
also a top-tier lua programmer

have you played mex?
yes, it is made by wickerman2006

by every single pbb dev April 23, 2021

Wilker

tall white dude that eats cheese

the wilker raided my fridge

by ScottishCheeseMaker February 20, 2023