Long-wilson

When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.

“Fuck, that curry has gone right though me...think I need to take a long-Wilson.”

by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019

Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.

Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!

by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022

Ben Wilson

What you call a boy who struggles to get hard, especially after smoking weed

I pulled a Ben Wilson the other night, it just wouldn’t go up

by Urban224 May 1, 2020

Brett Wilson

A complete dork, smelly person with an immature, yet awesome, sense of humour. Reminds people of JD (from scrubs) everywhere he goes due to his unco style and his unluckiness in love. Somehow manages to surf despite all of this. Also a very good friend of the orginal JD.

That guy totally reminds me of JD from scrubs or Brett

by Peter Davison May 6, 2005

Woodrow Wilson

A very stiff errection,ussually enhanced by common errection prescription pills.

"my doctor prescribed me these blue pills,and when the wind blows they give me a major woodrow wilson for hours on end!"

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008

Wilson ny

Okay, now first off, Wilson is a beat ass town that no one likes. Next, the population in Wilson is about 90. lol. The school is strict as all hell, and its full of drama, people try to get out of Wilson when ever they can, and if you move away your lucky!! Since Wilson is so damn small and the "townies" (a group of kids that hang out in town) are so close, theres always drama. they belevie everything they hear and turn on people whenever possible. Other than that Wilson is a nice town, by lake ontario(:

Carol: Hey, I'm going to hang out in this really small town Wilson ny today,
Billy Bob: Oh, really? dont they have like 5 things to do there?
Carol: yeah, but im going to hang out with all the "townies"
Billy Bob: What are "townies"?

Carol: A bunch of immature kids that hang out in town, there chill though
Billy Bob: Hahaha, well good luck, at least its not NEWFANE!

by xmagicalbudsX December 5, 2011

Wilson's law

Applied at times of superiority, that of politics to science, which holds that when A equals B, and B equals C, then A equals C, except where forbidden by law.

Consider Wilson's law as of opposite of Pareidolia, Mimicry, etc; Pattern recognition not at fault, drop hook with bait of what recon as rare thyself, hope can pull that fish up-board for: rarity spews back when measured by closed loop feedback.

by Valandstanandtomandandy December 2, 2009