butler issues

Issues similar to mommy issues or daddy issues, but specifically an attraction to those who show affection in an overly polite way, and who show affection using acts of service. (One of the five love languages.) Many people with butler issues have had trauma regarding others lacking kindness or doing things for them. An attraction to gloves or hands is also often found in many people with butler issues. An attraction to elegant fashion, especially suits or tuxedos, is also usually prevalent.

She had clear butler issues, since the only mildly attractive thing about him was the way he did things for her at her beck and call.

by yeeyeeeyeofatiger January 1, 2021

Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up

Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler

by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025

jimmy butlers son

me

random guy: yo is that jimmy butlers son!

Me; yeah that's me🗿

by Jimmy butler's son December 16, 2024

big butler featuring mitchell

Work hours with a wip

Have you seen big butler featuring Mitchell grafting like 2 sea hoursez

by Hdhdjdhdg November 15, 2020

butler yacht

A "small" yacht used as a support ship for a megayacht or superyacht. These vessels carry "toys" such as supercars, scuba gear, personal submarines, etc.

Jeff Bezos' 417-foot superyacht, Koru, is accompanied by a 246-foot butler yacht named Abeona.

by Mr. Trivia May 23, 2023

ashleigh-kate-butler

This is a descriptor for when something has reached it maximum level of adorability. So if something is as adorable as possible it has the quality of "ashley-kate-butler".

This word functions best as an adjective with a qualifier like "completely", "so" or is best negated by "lacking".

Wow, that baby kitten is completely ashley-kate-butler

Last week my niece ate a baby-motherfucking-cino with her pinky finger raised. It was ashley-kate-butler.

That girl thinks she's hot... but she's lacking any ashleigh-kate-butler.

by twocakesforeveryone May 1, 2013

Simone Dianne Butler

The definition of a poor needy individual normally characterized as INDIGENT

Oh that’s just Simone Dianne Butler, she’s an indigent needy begging whore

by BossedUpBabyMama March 9, 2022