Washington Salute

When two males insert a lit sparkler into the tip of their penis during the Fourth of July.

To celebrate this year, my buddy and I performed the Washington Salute

Washington Salute by Nikki nuggets April 12, 2024

Washington Robbery 

Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.

Hey Ben i cannot come to Golden Corrall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.

Washington Robbery by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024

Washington Robbery 

Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.

Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.

Washington Robbery by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024

Washington Commanders 

Known around the DMV for taking creampies from the Baltimore Ravens. Statistically proven to be the leading cause of suicide amongst the incest population.

Guy from Dundalk: ayyy yeerrr, someone invite the Washington Commanders over to Jimmys Seafood, I’m trying to get this easy nut.

Washington Commanders by McElite October 13, 2024

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Washington CPAP 

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.

Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.

Washington CPAP by Keeefers February 19, 2025

Washington Hellfire 

Eat three Taco Bell burritos loaded with Diablo sauce from three different states, then eat two spicy Mchickens and a whole bag of hot Cheetos. Go to a sleeping friend and poop all of that into there mouth and then they will proceed to throw up all of that back at you asshole.

Yo man I gave my boy a crazy Washington Hellfire last night, it was hilarious!

Washington Hellfire by Jimmy0517 June 4, 2025