Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.
When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019
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Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.
... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!
by Hello to those out there December 25, 2010
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Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.
by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003
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"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
by donaldpelosi January 06, 2020
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double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.
Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.
by nate calfee January 22, 2014
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When "The king of the Britain" cuts off the black night's arm, from the movie Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
"Your arm's off!"

"No its not!"

"Yes it is."

"Its nothing but a flesh wound! I've had worse!"
by Munchy101 February 11, 2010
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wounded animal

When a girl is kinda ugly but you would still hook up with her. She is easy prey like a wounded animal.
That girl is fat so she is easy to hook up with. She is a wounded animal easy prey.

She has low self esteem easy prey like a wounded animal.

She is not that hot so she won't take a whole lot to get her to hook up. Easy prey like a wounded animal.
by Vegas702 August 08, 2017
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