mai waifu

what lonely basement dwellers use to release their emotions on instead of finding what some of us outsiders call "real women"

Basement Dweller: Have you met mai waifu Haruki yet?
Me: Ew gross you weeb get a real woman!

by GrinReaperX May 20, 2015

Walfred

The friend or family member that you have to warn about to others before they meet him as this person is vulgar and causes awkward situations and embarrassment.

Hey, my brother is a Walfred, don’t pay too much attention to what he says, he’s actually a really good guy.

by Proud Truth June 8, 2020

Best Waifu

Misato Katsuragi

Dude, Misato is clearly best waifu

by Shelldin Spider August 4, 2020

wali

Common used male Somalian name. Usually has a giant juicy booty. Baqara that twerks Better than Nicki minaj and his booty can cure cancer. He is the definition of bootylicious. Half his booty can feed all of Africa and end world hunger.

Wali's booty had me some type of way. Damn you got that wali booty girl

by Nostradamus09 September 26, 2015

waifu killer

1) A Waifu Killer is someone who cosplays your favorite character preferable female anime character and you don't like the person for cosplaying the character you like.

2) Someone you dislikes who cosplays a favorite character of yours and you really don't want to see them as said character.

1) Man, why did Antonio cosplay Hestia, what a waifu killer!

2) She had to cosplay three of my favorite characters, damn waifu killer!

by Julia Lenna September 21, 2016

waifu

a fictional character, (mostly from anime) that a man or woman has feelings for

wow have you seen my waifu? she's kinda hot ngl

by AlphaMaleGod February 10, 2020

Wallfart

n v When a person passes gas in alongside a vertical surface or periphery in an attempt to disguise the stank that they just manufactured.

n an irritating, annoying person. Adequate substitute for bitch, or fucker.

Oh my god did that white bitch just wallfart all over my new wallpaper.

That wallfart just ripped my weave out. Oh hell no.

by annlandersthesecond April 15, 2011