vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

by doonga November 4, 2013

Vacuumable

When wanting to know if something on the floor can go up the vacuum.

Hey, do you know if this thing on the floor is vacuumable?

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

Weiner vacuum

1. A person who inhales Weiners like a vacuum cleaner. 2. A person with a bad attitude.

Jordan’s got a bad attitude, he’s being a real Weiner vacuum!

by Daddy Snyder January 8, 2025

Bee Vacuum

A drink made of equal parts beer, vodka, apple juice and carrot juice (acronym:

BVAC).

I drank a bee vacuum for breakfast and the rest is a blur.

by Etymologasm June 12, 2017

vacuum warrior prince

The male version of a vacuum warrior princess.

Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.

by sigma_alpha_mu January 7, 2009

drink vacuum

To die by being exposed to a hard vacuum environment, usually space.

Some aliens were trying to board my ship, so I vented the airlock and made them drink vacuum.

by Izackmaniac January 31, 2024

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020