vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit

hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner

by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.

Laura is such a positivity vacuum.

by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

Vacuum

A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.

Man, how did your vacuum teleport everything on your floor to another dimension?

by Moocow51 August 22, 2017

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019