Uterus account

A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.

My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.

by riyalee22b February 24, 2019

uiteri

Is super bad at math and is depressed but hasn't told anyone even though you cry every single night. Has super good style and is self conscious about everything they do

You are secretly depressed you must be uiteri.

by Brixley May 31, 2020

urterusless

A woman that lacks the baby making parts

Clare where you do to keep your blow.?
”I don’t know I’m urterusless!

by Adultie August 30, 2020

Uterine

adj./ of minimal intelligence; lacking common sense or life experience; naive af, often followed by ‘motherfucker’

No, you can’t microwave tin foil, you uterine motherfucker.

by DeFINE that, bitch February 6, 2021

uterus_stealer

Our lord and savior. The God most high. Literally the sexiest, coolest, smartest, funniest, most powerful, talented, and hot person ON EARTH guys!! 😱😈😈

Wow you dont follow tiktok user uterus_stealer, Crayon??? 😬 😂

by isexhadwithyourmom May 22, 2021

uuterwvybtvuertbgrertbu

A term often used by those in the process of having a severe stroke.

"uuterwvybtvuertbgrertbu"

"Oh great, grandma's having another stroke. Typical."

by Gyrating_Tautle November 28, 2021

Utherial

Dark, mysterious, basically the complete opposite of everything light.

"Their vibe seems sort of..utherial today."

by theSnooseLord May 27, 2022