Urban Shocker

Urban James Shocker has one of the greatest names of all time. He was born Urbain Jacques Shockcor

Urban Shocker was a great pitcher in his prime and one of the 17 major league pitchers permitted to throw the spitball after it was outlawed following the 1920 season. A congenital heart condition caused an untimely death at age 37.
Urban Shocker's name is kick ass... and I heard he throws a bad ass spitball
by Shockcor November 19, 2006
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Urban Cougar

An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle.
"Some Urban Cougar with a boob job tried to buy me a drink last night."
by briany smurf August 04, 2005
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Urban Dicktease

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.
Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!
by dstyguy December 28, 2011
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Urban Trustafarian

A rich white person who lives on trust funds from mummy and daddy but pretends to be are poor. They subscribe to a fake hippie lifestyle, kitted out in designer boho chic, eating expensive organic food, pretending to be anti-establishment and generally moping around thinking they alternative and above everyone else. They sometimes claim to work in media, but sit around all day drinking overpriced fairtrade coffee pretending to be intellectual or ironic. In cities like London, they tend to frequent areas like Hoxton, Shoreditch & Dalston. Most will eventually end up working for capitalist instituitons, the establishment or for mummy and daddy.

They are related to the Bourgeois Bohemian Bobo and the Shoreditch Twat / Hoxton Twat
Tarquin was a professional "Urban Trustafarian". He went on the anti-bank march, even though his dad was a CEO at a major financial institution. He fitted into the clique quite well with his Vice magazine chic, designer beard, tweeting regularly on his iphone 4 whilst playing the djembe really badly.
by colonel tom parker June 30, 2011
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urban miner

A person who looks for cans,bottles or anything that they can sell for money.
There was a urban miner searching for cans on the side of the freeway. They can also be a Can Fisher
by Mr.Pickleslives March 29, 2007
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urban roulette

When you and a friend alternate shooting loads into some random skank.
I challenged Rob to a game of urban roulette with Stacey, but little did he know I had a vasectomy first. I was firing blanks all along.
by Dangerous D March 25, 2012
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urban loaf

Feces, shit or poop found in an urban enviroment such as a street, sidewalk, parking lot etc. The 'urban loaf' is usually of human origin but can also be of animal origin depending on the size of the feces.
Tim was so drunk coming home from the bar that he couldn't wait to find a toilet and took an 'urban loaf' right there on the sidewalk.
by Christopher Nelson September 28, 2006
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