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twitter humor

that feeling when kids on twitter (as well as discord, tiktok, etc) try to be funny
overuse of gyatt, hear me out, rizz, trolling, and joking about things that aren’t really funny are all examples of twitter humor
by blakkxzoul July 16, 2023
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Shitter Twitter

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.
"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."
by PB23 November 13, 2009
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Shittery Tittery

A commonly used swear word that is used as an instant reaction.
There’s a big hockey game and it’s down to the last penalty shot and timmy has it. He goes down the ice and does a triple deke. He tricks the goalie and shoots the put and misses the net.

Timmy yells “shittery tittery”.
He get’s kicked off the ice
by Placebo1234 March 29, 2020
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formerly Twitter

Refusing Mr. Musk's *bs* execution of the beloved Tweety Bird, users have taking to calling the service "formerly Twitter" rather than it's obscure new name: X (formerly Twitter)
Did you see what Musk is putting out on formerly Twitter?
by jmacofearth September 15, 2023
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Deja Vu by Sonamoo cover by @456syafinazbint on Twitter. ( Moon version or Main vocal cover )
Deja Vu by Sonamoo cover by @456syafinazbint on Twitter. ( Moon version or Main vocal cover )
by Kmqq April 21, 2023
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Football Twitter

Football Twitter is a section of twitter that consists of people with names such as “PogbaSZN” or “SalahSkills”. It’s full of people calling each other Nonces , Virgins , Gay and more.
There are 4 sides to FT :
Side 1 - People with football Avis talking about football
Side 2-People showing there faces

Side 3- People with rapper profile pics to try and leave FT , even though they only interact with FT.
Side 4- The cringe kids who spam agendes , never watch games and be racist , sexist etc .
All in all , it’s an amazing part of twitter , we may have our flaws , but so does everyone else , in the end it’s a tightnit community of virgins , and I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️
Football Twitter- a large group of football accounts talking shit to each other with a few ones actually talking about football

“Dave , I’m gutted”
“Why?”
“LacazetteSZN , called me a virgin”
Sorry mate

*The year is 2089*
“Hey Billy , what was your best online experience?”
“FT , for sure , bunch of nice guys”
“Sound mate”
by FT LAD March 18, 2019
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FT Twitter

Football Twitter, full of stupendous dubs and virgins simping 15 year olds. Giving kpop stans an L.
Did you see what he put on twitter?
Yeah that guy runs FT twitter
by CityFT January 2, 2020
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