two planker

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"

by 2planker September 22, 2005

two girls

a series of fucking disgusting girls doing some nasty, kinky sex.

Mark: have you watched the Two Girls series?
Steve: No, you sick fuck

by that_one_turtle July 23, 2017

two fingers

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hahahaha

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up yours!!!

by bob January 10, 2005

two hole

Slang term for da butt.

(golf course)
Francois: "Do you mind if my partner and I play through to hole #2? Your party is taking quite a while on hole #1."
Steve: "Yeah I bet you can't wait to get to the two hole, fudge packer. Hope you get in a good putt from the rough or two over there."
Francois: "Oh, thtop it. You're tho thilly."

by Nick D October 11, 2005

Two-Handing

The act of grabbing a woman's head with two hands to pull her mouth over your penis as you cum to force her to swallow your semen.

She said she wasn't into swallowing, but when I was ready I interlocked my fingers and gave her a two-handing she won't soon forget.

by GHeller April 22, 2011

Ten and two

Is the old way that new drivers were instructed (before the airbag advent) to place their hand at the steering wheel. I.e.: The left hand in "10" (clock position) and the right in position of "2".

Instructor: "Once you had the engine working, engage the first gear, and drive with your hands ten and two."

by Tiozão October 13, 2015

two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.

the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!

by Borne February 14, 2006