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Cardpal Tunnel

A painful phenomenon in the hands and/or wrists of a person, which is created by holding paying cards too long or by holding too many playing cards. This is the same phenomenon as carpal tunnel syndrome except it is caused strictly by playing cards.
Example of use in a sentence: I had to pickup the whole discard pile and holding all these cards for so long is giving me cardpal tunnel.
by ConSyderate November 27, 2019
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Turd Tunnel

The back passage, referring to the destination where the faeces exit the body. Usually referred to as an asshole, anus and shitter.
Oh, Megan really let loose from her turd tunnel after that large meal from Nandos.
by ShniffItConnor September 19, 2016
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tunneling weed

A top of shotgunning
two people make a tight tunnel out of their hands and the gunner blows while the receiver sucks.
They're scared to touch lips,they're gonna be tunneling weed
by HARDCORESMOKER. December 8, 2011
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food tunnel

Describes oneself or another person as a means of indiscriminate food passage, and usually for large amounts of it. Not complimentary.
Judith, you're a food tunnel. I've cooked all day and you come in here stinking of McDonald's.
by ideefixe January 5, 2013
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Tunnel Bear

Also known as a Hard Drive and/or Ram Stick, this powerful tool is used to quench thirst.
Our sponsor for today, Tunnel Bear, Tunnel Bear is inside this underwear - Ricky Berwick
by JohnOTron604 July 21, 2019
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Tunnel teabag

The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.
1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018
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derby tunnel

Derby Tunnel = (brit.) slang for "Hershey Highway"
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