Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication

EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.

by pipparts August 23, 2022

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i see a sexy girl IS THAT TULA?!

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tlapto

tlapto

tlapto.

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Tula

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Tulip

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(two-lip)

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"Oh I know, what a fucking Tulip."

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