by Johnny Doeb June 13, 2024
by pseudotranslator June 05, 2020
When this guy cannot stop talking about his gym workouts and the dead lifts almost everyday but he's also your boyfriend and you should be supportive
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Him: Today i gotta sleep early babe. Did crazy workout yesterday and my god my body hurts so good all over. It's as good as breaking beds with you... No.. it's better. Ahahhaha...hah.. aahh..Anyway, goodnihgt 💪🏼
After two minutes of reading it...
Her: tu mera heerhoe
Him: Today i gotta sleep early babe. Did crazy workout yesterday and my god my body hurts so good all over. It's as good as breaking beds with you... No.. it's better. Ahahhaha...hah.. aahh..Anyway, goodnihgt 💪🏼
After two minutes of reading it...
Her: tu mera heerhoe
by tipsykretts13 June 21, 2022
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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