truth be trolled

When a troll acts as if it's so true he/she convinces him/herself it to be true.

Guy 1 - Dude I just saw a flying pizza!
Guy 2 - Really?
Guy 1 - YES!
Guy 2 - Truth be trolled, right?

by Diep89 October 6, 2012

Trolless

1) A stout, sturdy, big-boned female who occupies more than a four-foot radius on the dance floor because of her appearance and the smell emanating from her vagina.

2) Tori Spelling

3) A dominant female with dominant odor.

4) A female who trolls her man's facebook as a turn-on.

Man 1: Man, my girl guessed my facebook password again.

Man 2: Dump that bitch, she's a trolless.

I was in the club last night and I met this babbitt ass hoe, but once I smelled that hoe I knew she was a total trolless

by Gay for Goldfrapp November 21, 2011

Arno The Troller

Contrary to Arno's delusional beliefs, he is NOT a master troller. On the contrary, this man engages in extremely low intelligence plots to attempt to fool others. Little does he know that his so-called "trolls" fail miserably 99% of the time, as the subject of his attempts only plays along because they feel bad about Arno's low mental capacity.

Upon completing his "trolls", he starts to spam "mad cuz trolled trollface" and "trolololo" to assert his "dominance".

Stay clear of this man if you value your mental health: Research has shown that when a person is exposed to Arno's high-frequency braincell loss, the person's own brain starts leaking braincells as well.

If you are worried of accidentally coming into contact with Arno The Troller, please consider purchasing the ArnoDetection™ Geiger Counter.

I saw in the news that Arno The Troller is in town, have you bought your ArnoDetection™ Geiger Counter yet?

by zilianthegreat February 10, 2021

Brolly Trolly

When someone goes to the gym a lot and starts juicin it up, they have officially gotten aboard the "brolly trolly".

person 1: "dude did you see Joe today?'
person 2: "yeah, he's on the brolly trolly!"

by HEART64554 July 6, 2010

trolly dash

Used literally in the context of competitions in which the prize is to run around a shop (for 3 minutes, say) and everything you can chuck in your trolly you keep. Now used as a metaphor for coarse, undignified consumerist greed.

'what Posh n'Becks typify about modern Britain is their working-class-made-good Trolly Dash mentality'

by bazworthy April 18, 2008

Troller's Block

When a person runs out of ideas for places to visit on the internet - email's been checked, no one's on facebook, etc. This can lead to staring blankly at your computer screens or resulting in visits to sites like chatroulette or 4chan, just to waste time.

Guy 1: ... *staring at computer screen*
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.

Mindfuck ensues.

by OhGodYourSpelling August 31, 2010

trolleyologist

A person whose job it is to collect trolleys for a living

I am a trolleyologist

by Paul C22 June 11, 2007