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Trysten

A Trysten has a slight temper, but he can usually keep it under wraps. A Trysten also falls in love, hard, and stays in love forever. Trysten's are dorky as all hell and nerdier than Matt Mercer. Trysten's have a hard time talking to new people, but will absolutely talk your ear off if they think they're your friend.
"Is that Trysten? I hear he is with a Tessa. Can you believe it?"
by TRLR_loves_TRR October 13, 2018
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toasters, the

the greatest ska band ever. shure the specials were good but.....dude the toasters are just awesome.listen to them and you will agree. duuude they rock. not only that but they just about singlehandedly started the 3rd wave of ska.
im going to get toasted while listening to the toasters
by i am spam!!! June 25, 2004
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Kansas toaster strudle

A male cums in a cup, heats it up in the microwave and pours it on his ass, the female, or male partner then procedes to lick it off.
Damn, i'm so tired! My girl wanted Kansas toaster strudles all last night!
by Big_duck December 23, 2008
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Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014
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Twysteria

Guy 1: "Dude did you read that tweet from Miley Cyrus last night?"
Guy 2: "No. What did it say"
Guy 1: "She told everyone that she had the swine flu!"
Guy 2: "Boy, I bet that caused some twysteria"
by SpencerN. April 29, 2009
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toasted vagina

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster
boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya
by analdestroyed July 13, 2017
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toster

A toster the all mighty god that can burn bread and make toster strudels
Guy1: what is a toster
Guy2: is an all mighty apache helicopter
Guy1: oh wow
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