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twin toot

When someone farts twice within seconds and the farts have very similar sound.
I did a twin toot and it sounded like a flute.
by McE April 13, 2007
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DC Toot-a-loo

A sexual act where one, typically female, squats over the chin of her lover and lets loose her odoriferous flatulence.
Last night I gave my husband a DC Toot-a-loo he'll never forget.
by dmgncat March 26, 2022
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Tit n' Toot

The process where one woman squeezes nutritious fluids out of her breast into another man or woman's anus while he/she is sprawled out on their back holding their legs up. (Tit-juice into the toot-hole)
Austin told me that Lisa gives the best Tit n' Toot in town.
by TRIGHTTTTTTTT321 September 8, 2011
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booty toot

To make comical/suspicious noises (toots) from your derriere, bum, behind, keister. To fart.
"Eating dairy causes me to booty toot."
by Smems September 24, 2007
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toot n boot

I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.
by toot n booter February 16, 2015
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tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."
"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."
by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009
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Horton hears a toot

This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him
My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot
by RubyRubyRoo July 22, 2023
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