Donkey Toaster

A derogatory term for 'hxc' kids. All you little 'scene, emo, & hardcore' little kids don't understand the true meaning of hardcore.

See that kid Brad? He's a total donkey toaster.

by aleksiswrestledabearonce March 5, 2011

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Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

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Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

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Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.

Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"

by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021

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Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster

Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”

by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022

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