trunkmuffin

when you pull out someone's fold-out couch, crap in it, then fold it back up
and tuck it away.

Grant found out where she lived and cruised over there and was like "hey, is it cool if i sleep on your futon tonight?", after she fell asleep, he gave her a trunkmuffin then bailed.

by willyla June 12, 2008

elephant trunk

is the male version to camel toe.

a man walking down the street with some tight ass sweats or pants on and no underwear on and all you can see is the outline of his wanker.

by Airjordon April 19, 2005

trunker

A purchase or aquisistion that is kept in the trunk of one's car, awaiting a more oportune moment to reveal to friends, family, especially ones spouse.

Yeh, I bought the crazy expensive shoes, but they're trunkers until that party on Friday night.

by obabakoak May 27, 2006

Trunk

The stage between Tipsy and Drunk, where you still control most of your body, but you can talk more easily.

person1: Woah man! What happened to you last night?
person2: I was so totally trunk last night!
person1: Ba-oom!

by FullySlick July 20, 2008

trunkatis

The portion of the rectum that hangs outside of the body after long periods of anal sex.

Dag yo! Trunkatis all over ur ass!

by Drew Haynes April 22, 2006

Trunk Slemmer

A telecom CEO with his head up his butt

This trunk slemmer CEO keeps getting his tie stuck in the elevator door .

by Dr.j May 9, 2006

trunkdunkadunk

A huge ass. One that is actually discustingly huge.
it's a grosser version of podunkadunk

Holy shit, that girl had a serious podunkadunk. It was on the verge of a trunkdunkadunk.

by whatthefuckisgrapedrink? May 13, 2006