A relentless scumbag who obnoxiously trys to network people all the time and in the most inappropriate situations.
Savage Networker: " Hey I was really hoping to go out for lunch and talk about your time at XYZ firm"
Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".
Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".
by The Roost August 7, 2016
Get the Savage networkermug. A lightworker or individual dedicated to spreading light and healing, but who attracts through unconventional means such as brashness, hijacking, bluntness, insensitivity, and outlandish behavior. Can refer to any enlightened, awakened, or woke individual or being who doesn't conform to the normal stereotype of having the outward appearance of a vegan soy boy peace loving hippie.
While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge
This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge
This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
"That Facebook group The Savage Starchild goes hard af... How does a healer go so hard?"
"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."
"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."
"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
Get the Savage Starchildmug. by GucciGangQueer January 6, 2018
Get the Dman savagemug. Being Jenny savage is a privilege. When you’re level Jenny savage that means you do something controversial and don’t care. Just nothing too intense. Being Jenny savage also means that you’re being a savage. Just not cringey, even though you are cringey but you don’t wanna tell your friend they’re being cringey.
Dude 1: *grabs test from teachers desk while teacher is looking. examines the whole test throughly*
Teacher: ok can i have it back
Dude 1: *stares teacher in eyes* wait *looks at test more*
Dude 2: that was sooo level Jenny savage
(btw this actually happened to my friend, and her name also happens to be Jenny)
Teacher: ok can i have it back
Dude 1: *stares teacher in eyes* wait *looks at test more*
Dude 2: that was sooo level Jenny savage
(btw this actually happened to my friend, and her name also happens to be Jenny)
by i know a gabriella October 20, 2019
Get the Jenny Savagemug. Term of "purchasing property" in Cook county jail. So you first pick who you would like to own, then you proceed to knock that person out cold. Once they're good and unconscious you pull down their pants, spread their cheeks and spit into their butthole. In jail or prison that person's life is now yours after you perform such an act. You are now "living the savage life".
Yo you see that homie Daquan got his asshole spit into by Tyrelle? That nigga Tyrelle is on that savage life.
by SavageKing101 March 10, 2017
Get the Savage lifemug. 1 {adjective}: An act that is either cool or hardcore, going beyond the normal scope of the given situation through the internet
2 {noun}: A person who often displays savage behavior on the internet
2 {noun}: A person who often displays savage behavior on the internet
by Jesse Hutchins October 24, 2015
Get the Cyber Savagemug. When someone acts in a savage way at a white elephant. For example, they are the host and end up with the last number, they take their gift because it is the best in the room, or they bring a $5 bottle of wine when it says the gift has to be at least $20.
Stephanie: (Opens gift and gets a google home mini.) "This is awesome, I have always wanted one of these... and it's from Kevin... he is the man."
Kevin: (picks the last number) "Well since I am last and I brought the best gift, I will take the google home mini!"
Stephanie: "Kevin is a straight Elephant Savage up in this bitch. He took his own gift!"
Kevin: (picks the last number) "Well since I am last and I brought the best gift, I will take the google home mini!"
Stephanie: "Kevin is a straight Elephant Savage up in this bitch. He took his own gift!"
by TheKtotheG December 12, 2018
Get the elephant savagemug.