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greasy pistol

When a girl pisses on your penis, and then you proceed to have sex with her.
Hey do you know Margaret? I have her a greasy pistol!
by slickviktherik August 12, 2019
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pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this
by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 26, 2020
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the Sex Pistols

A pretty awesome punk band that was founded in 1975 and made the famous songs Anarchy in the uk and god save the queen. The band was hated in britain and they were very controversial.
-Hey do you want to see the sex pistols tonight at the consert?
-yea
by Dif1891 fuck aik June 19, 2018
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Lick the back of the pistol

Liam says to Sonaiya "Can i get a pencil" Sonaiya then replies "Lick the back of the pistol.
by The dick slasher January 28, 2025
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mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
by QuacksO February 4, 2022
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pistol

a secret name for a vaporiser/vape
give me a bit of your pistol
do you have a pistol?
by anonymous March 21, 2023
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D-E Pistol

The D-E Pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. Now any person who has played literally ANY FPS game can instantly tell that this gun is a Desert Eagle (Deagle for short, and specifically .44 Magnum version, not .50 AE.) It is a BEAST of a pistol, dealing the most damage out of any handgun (Tied with the Magnum pistol, definition coming soon :D ) and having the second highest stopping power out of any gun. (Once again, tied with the M625 revolver. That definition is ALSO coming soon :D ) For those of you who don't know what stopping power is, neither do I. (Ok, I just looked it up....apparently its "the ability to incapacitate a target"? Too hard to understand.) Ok, aside from that, the D-E pistol has some downsides. It has one of the largest detection radiuses in the game, being 70 tiles. Yikes. Not only that, this gun uses Magnum ammo which is pretty rare. Good luck finding it, because its rare. (For reference I have a few hundred hours on the game, found it like 3 times on several different saves.) And the mags for it are even rarer than the gun itself. But if you do get enough ammo and mags, you've got a hell of a reliable secondary.
Timmy: "Oh my god, it took so long, but I finally got the D-E Pistol."

Jimmy: "Good luck getting ammo for it..."
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
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