booty olympics

Having stomach or taking a dump problems hence your body specifically doing the most like it’s competing in the Olympics.

Jimmy had to miss work because of the booty Olympics

by WTFBRUH11 December 26, 2020

Olympic Decision

A decision of great importance that, nonetheless, gets delayed until the last reasonable moment.

Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan, finally made the Olympic Decision to postpone the games until after the global pandemic.

by 1ijk April 23, 2020

olympic expert

Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching

Becoming an Olympic expert

E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving

B:yes
A:do you watch diving often

B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics

by Klojarw July 29, 2024

Passing the Olympic Torch

When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)

A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch

by Paulbunioned June 03, 2023

ball tag olympics

The act of throwing your open testicles at you friends faces in a tournament league

Guys, I’m bored. Let’s go to the ball tag olympics!

by Bigdaddywithaflopper July 30, 2021

Olympic Diving

2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit

Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"

Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."

by FromDust April 15, 2023

Nightmare Olympics

10 medals in Track and Field events for men's track, as many as Kenya's total number of medals for all events in both sexes, is not a nightmare Olympics. The media and people saying that is semi American are the half hearted ones, the track and field teams gave it their all and finished their Olympics with something to smile about.

For most countries, 10 medals would be a dream come true, not a Nightmare Olympics. In a pandemic with more time away from training and families than any other Olympics the United States participated in, not to mention hardly any veterans/leadership/teammates from past Olympics, 10 medals for men's track and field is special in it's own way.

by The Original Agahnim August 08, 2021