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the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.
man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!
by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021
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The Devil's Thread

A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.
A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."
by JazzoBearBlack December 10, 2021
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An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.
Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
by Thatstupidantt June 22, 2022
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The Devil’s Gelatin

An edible form of marijuana, usually a “gummy.” Similar to “the devil’s lettuce,” but gelatinous.
“This evening we indulged in the Devil’s Gelatin and watched Jackass 3.”
by NollidHtrowTnek September 12, 2022
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The devil's soft serve

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.
by hotmessy November 12, 2022
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The Devil

If you're The Devil, why would you come down here with us without superpowers or something? Where are your superpower?
Hym "Oh, I don't know, if I was The Devil I would want to prove that you would torture me forever if you could... Because it ain't hate that I feel for you, is it Jordan? What is it I feel for all of you? You can tell them. It's ok. And now I won't have to feel bad for you."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
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The Devil's Mist

When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.
"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"

"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."

"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"
by Edgar Christianson May 19, 2023
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