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Joy Vacuum

A person who sucks any joy out of anything and anyone if joy is present, aka my mother.
Jane brought the whole room's mood down, being the joy vacuum that she is.
by JamesMinecraft April 13, 2021
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Bloody Vacuum

A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob
"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR May 19, 2022
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vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 15, 2023
mugGet the vacuuming the backyardmug.

Wet Vacuum

A blow job so sloppy and intense that it leaves you a quivering mess, and just when you think it’s over, she keeps sucking until she’s drained your soul out of your dick and cleaned up every last drop.
After that wet vacuum, I’m convinced she could clean up a flood and still leave me wondering where my will to live went!
by CristinBurnsInHell September 29, 2024
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Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019
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Peach Ring Vacuum

A noun describing those notoriously good as an anilingus.
Dude, she's such a peach ring vacuum...
by PabloDeNoches February 27, 2021
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Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.
Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum
by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019
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