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spit bros

max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice

alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man
by tabyis April 3, 2018
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giggle-spit

Giggle-spit means when you laugh so hard you spit out your drink or saliva
Gill told me the funniest story and made me giggle-spit my drink all over my dashboard!
by Barbiew September 28, 2017
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clam spit

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."
by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016
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spit buddy

A person who you feel close enough to be completely comfortable with their spit, use spit to clean them, don’t gag if stray spit comes your way when laughing.
by LunaFlicker February 13, 2018
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shitty spits

When you leave remains of discharge(shit)on your underwear.
Everyone notice that I had shitty spits on my ass in the school locker room.
by John-Michael Fernandez July 27, 2006
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Spit Floss

When one get rids of scraps of food between their teeth by pushing saliva through the spaces between their teeth. Very useful when one runs out of dental floss.
James: Shit, I'm out of dental floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss
by @ngrym0thertrucker October 19, 2013
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Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014
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