Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.

- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.

by Zokster September 20, 2018

Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023

Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

graeme shields

His ancestor graeme shields looks like an autistic skely bones.

yo graeme shields why can't i pop u after a big shield bruh

ur kinnaw

by filis.filis June 11, 2018

Samara shields

Gay a bitch broke asf and likes taking dick in the ass and will eat butt if she has to

She is a whore Samara shields

by Pizzasnoodle November 6, 2023

Gender Shield

The defense mechanism that women use to ensure that men cannot stand up for themselves when they are bullied by women.

Laura insulted Mark who then made a comeback. But then Laura used her gender shield and started to cry making Mark look like a dick.

by eanrua1 December 14, 2019