Paper Minnows

Paper Minnows are the small fragments of toilet paper that remain near the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a dump, wiping and flushing. Paper Minnows continue to float and move about the bowl in a fashion similar to Minnows in a lake, pond or fish tank and appear to be small opaque fish.

Dude someone just shat in there. Check out this toilet bowl. Look at all those Paper Minnows floating around down there. Whoa! Looks like one of the fish tanks in the pet department at Wal-Mart.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

paper bag

needed for ugly chicks in order to maintain an erection.

erin boettger's so ugly you need to put a paper bag over her face.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Paper Asshole

Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.

Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.

Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.

by Sam Panama February 21, 2011

Zombie Paper

Zombie Paper is simply the greatest invention ever. It is reminiscent of fly paper.... but for zombies. When laid out upon the floor, any zombie that steps in it will be stuck. Useful for zombie attacks.

Wow, that Zombie Paper sure did stop all those zombies in Threed!

by Overlord Hikash October 13, 2004

with out papers

A racial slur for an Italian. Known as wop.
It is also refered as 'working on pavement'.
With out papers refers to the Italian immigrints who had no papers to show their identification.

" All you Italians came with out papers that identify you!"

by J $ Cee May 18, 2006

paper butt

Describes a person who equivocates due to a lack of courage or conviction; they are ambiguous or unclear in stating their position.

I heard this slang from my grandmother in East Grand Forks, Minnesota during the 70's.

"You talk like a man with a paper butt!"

by Bob Sundin September 13, 2008

demon paper

a paper that follows you around and comes into your life and never leaves

person 1-omg there is a news paper
person 2- it must be a demon paper

by emmeh_the_emu February 12, 2015