by Blanc vide October 8, 2022
Get the Rainbow Jointmug. A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?
Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.
King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.
King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
by 72K Gold May 14, 2021
Get the Jessie Jointmug. A joint containing the cannabis concentrate: hashish or hash, is commonly known as hash joint. The amount of THC contained in hash is greater than in weed which is why, some people will prefer to put hash inside of their joint instead.
by Pufferson February 16, 2021
Get the Hash jointmug. 1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
by Millz G June 26, 2016
Get the Holy Jointmug. When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!
(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
by AubChapo October 6, 2016
Get the Joint Washingtonmug. The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.
Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
by MashMaster December 16, 2010
Get the God's Jointmug. 