swoon flu

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

by SexyLexy1234 May 7, 2009

Bird Flu

An STD that you have picked up off a female most likely from Portsmouth.

tom : mate i got it on with a girl the other night.
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)

by Sir Jack December 10, 2007

Swine Flu

The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.

Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.

Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'

Doctor: Um..okay then..

by Swineian October 31, 2009

Green Flu

When some one coughs so much after taking a hit and then sits back really blazed after.

Chance hit the bong and now has green flu.

by capnmunch November 14, 2011

.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..

Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..

by Sirmontoya January 31, 2018