script kiddie

the type of loser that has absolutely no skill and no one likes

holy shit, that script kiddie got destroyed!

by arethereanyfuckinghandlesleft August 23, 2020

The Kiddie

When a gay guy or tranny tells another person that he or she has any type of desease/std.

Miss thang....euuuwwww gross she gotz the kiddie.

by Lexer May 17, 2007

The Kiddie Strangler

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy

"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"

by anonymous November 28, 2023

Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 22, 2010

kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)

Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."

by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021

Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017

Kiddy

A little kid who's a nerd and very queer

Riley is a little kiddy

by Thomas pannone July 21, 2022