fast and cheap

just like your local druggie hooker.

Guy1: Man, that product was so fast and cheap to use!
Guy2: Damn, it was that fast and cheap? That sounds like my hooker!

by CUMSE February 22, 2021

fast eyes

when you get up too fast from lying down for an extended period of time and your vision gets blured

I fell down the stairs became i had fast eyes earlier today

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

A fast moo

Having sex in the doggystyle position, whilst proceeding too pour milk all over her back. It’s common for both partners to moo in harmony whilst doing this.

“Darling it’s already 9, hurry up or we shan’t have time for a fast moo”

by theonlyseminig December 18, 2018

fast heartbeat

when you heart speeds up rapidly

he was so stressed it caused him to have a FAST HEARTBEAT.

by ItsMeGEOFF October 13, 2017

Fast Gavin

When you take your girl out to breakfast, after you pre maturely nut. Because she told you it’s not gonna work out

Teddy pulled a fast Gavin on his girl farquan after he butter in his underwear while she was riding him slowly

by Quick Gavin February 05, 2022

booze fast

Often begun early in the new year, involves abstaining from all alcoholic products for a set period of time. Can be prompted by health, spiritual or financial reasons.

Can be a method of acquiring more party karma.

Paul: There featuring a winter ale at the micro-brewery tonight, what time should I pick you up?

Sam: Next-month-o-clock, I'm on a booze fast.

by yogadude January 05, 2012

The speed of fast

When someone is zooming

That man is zooming at the speed of fast

by Word_God October 06, 2021