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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 4, 2020
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THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?

RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.

MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.

RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.

MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?

RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
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Thai Lim

Thai or ALvin

THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI 🐼 and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI 🐼 and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video 📹 😳. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town

slapping asses with ALI 🐼 ?

MILES MULTANI, the 📹 Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI 🐼 is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL 😆 😂 😄 🤣 👍🏽 it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling 🤤 😋 over.

The cab 🚖 was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle

THAI : FUCK you ALI 🐼!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .

ALI 🐼: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai

MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI 🐼 up his ASS!
ALI 🐼 : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop 💩 chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI🐼, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
by THAI 💩 February 18, 2025
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Thai

A short MAGILANT NARSASSCIST,
You can find him hiding in his car wearing big sunglasses and a hat real low trying to look stealthy.
He likes to creep on people and follow them so please do tread when you see this creep.
You will never see him out in the open because he's always hiding something & I wonder what that is LOL. He's hiding his gayness. So from BARRIE ONTARIO he made his way down to KITCHENER Waterloo then to Woodstock and now he's all over the place. He's always at the 💅 NAIL SALON hiding. You should have a closer look at this creature hiding in his car. LOL 😆 🤣 😂
Charles Q: " yo what's that thing hiding in that BMW SUV "
BIANCA C : " OMg, it's that creep 😳 Thai!" RUN like CAPPADONNA!!
by THAI 💩 February 7, 2025
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Just A Thai Guy

A forward assault spammer. If you saw him dm you just block him and if you saw him in your server just ban him And if you don't want to get your life being crazy.
JUST A THAI GUY PLS ACCEPT WHAT EVERYONE SAID
by Lelim pro January 8, 2022
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THAI

THAI aka ALVIN THAI LIM

💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊

We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?

You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse

🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥

🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "

21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me

SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?

RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.

SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??

RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.

KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
by THAI 💩 February 17, 2025
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explosive thai diarrhoea

u will die. Ur ass will explode if u catch this deadly disease. Keep clear of thai potatoes or face this type of diarrhoea.
Boy: I HAVE EXPLOSIVE THAI DIARRHOEA HELP ME IMMA DIE
by orangasm February 2, 2020
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