The Tentacle

To insert your penis into a females Vagina or anus and come out on the other side.

"You should of seen the tentacle i got on her last night."

by ZuFe December 1, 2011

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Testament

Character from kickass game Guilty Gear.Dark magic and voodoo are his specialties.

Testament could pawn Ky-s ass

by soiti July 30, 2006

tedtaotao

one who owns butt plugs, anal beads, and other butt pleasing toys. who enjoys pleasuring there own ass. usualy spawned from the getto of seatle next to starbucks. also owns an assorted collection of pink g-unit sweatbands

shit son, you goin to jail, hope you don't turn into a "tedtaotao"

by ddddddddddddddddd July 29, 2008

tentamoobs

Boobs that hang down and dangle like tentacles. Can be imitated by putting sweatshirt sleeves underneath armpits and swinging them in circles.

Did you see that old lady? She had huge tentamoobs!

by andthentherewerenonehaha July 26, 2009

TESHAMANIAH

A Fucking Bum With Mickey Mouse Hair

Teshamaniah: I love my dog pluto
David: go away

by Mexicois2lit April 8, 2019

teatard

Antonym of "libtard".

Joel, is it true that for every teatard in existence there is the equivalent and opposite libtard?

by MONTOYA66 November 25, 2015