Crocodile tears

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck

“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”

by Junior Senator January 25, 2019

Rip And Tear

When you’re a doom fan and you end up in hell.

“Oh.. I’m in hell... Welp, time to Rip and Tear.”

by KAR EN TUK June 16, 2021

80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.

Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.

by foosman February 25, 2010

tearing ass

acting/moving in a terribly hurried, aggressive manner; recklessly but sufficiently performing/completing a task; hauling ass

Yeah these guys are really tearing ass through that guitar solo.

The convict escaped and the police providing resistance watched him tear ass across the penitentiary's front lawn.

by KhaimelioN January 24, 2007

teary

Something very stupid that brings about laughter

"Are you a Clippers fan?"... Pete

"Yea"...Ericc

"Ur fuccin teary"...Pete

by killa20 November 8, 2009

tear up

to be right on the verge of crying.

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.

by Guru Voodoo July 23, 2008

Orgasmic Tears

Is when you have an orgasm and its so good that you start crying. cause its so intense.
and it feels like time stops, and its so quit and peaceful,

Talk about Orgasmic tears, that was sooo intense ;)

by Naakis April 15, 2007