Wauconda Tech

The College that everyone gets accepted to, cuz it's a last resort for all the farm people in Northeastern Washington. This college has a complimentary daycare, laundry mat, farm technology center, and pretend store. Just send $15 and you too! can be a successful student here with degrees in 'filmology, pimpology, steroidology, or 'how to just plain F***ing farm, by some strandberg guy'

"Yo Playa, let's get some JC niggas together and ball wit tha foos in W-town at Wau-Tech"

by Mark McGuire April 6, 2005

Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"

They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.

by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022

Mens-Tech

Mens-Tech™ is anything that requires a disproportionate amount of physical labor and mental complexity to do something that would be easier to buy or to simply pay someone else to do for you.

Building a forge and an anvil just so you can blacksmith your own knife, for a camping trip you haven’t even planned yet. Serious Mens-Tech!

by Yusef Wateef April 22, 2013

Demi Tech

(or Bradley Shaw), a suspicious and paranoid computer obsessive who shows no skills in this field. A character in the CSY audio comedy series. He commands Eyeguard and becomes ressurected as the Demi-Bot.

"Tis I, the Demi Tech!"
"I will bluescreen you!"
"Eyeguard attack!"

by Grandmaster Perrins November 28, 2004

Zip Tech

Any piece of technology made by an Asian country.

Oh man, check out the zip tech I got for my car! This new turbo will make my rice burner haul balls!

by CarytheHedgehog February 28, 2020

Tech Titan

Tech Titans are people or companies that have contributed the digital/Information age with innovative tech products or services. These people are usually billionaires and reside in Silicon Valley.

Examples:
William Shockley - transistor
Jack Kilby - Integrated circuit
Gordon Moore & Robert Noyce - Intel cofounders
Bill Hewlett & David Packard - Hewlett-Packard
Frederick Terman - father of Silicon Valley
Steve Wozniak - father of the personal computer
Steve Jobs
Bill Gates & Paul Allen - Microsoft
Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
Larry Ellison
Michael Dell
Larry Page & Sergey Brin - Google
Mark Zuckerberg
Jack Ma

The Tech Titans of Silicon Valley are some rich ma fuckas.

by Dick bomb November 13, 2015

Tech Window

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz

"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz

by xDin2016 April 7, 2022