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trojan toaster

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis
The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.
by PJCS2 December 23, 2009
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porn toaster

A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.
Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?

Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.
by frustratedIT December 6, 2013
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Twaster

Time Waster.

Customers that come in that never buy anything they just want to talk.

People who have all day to do nothing when you have 101 things to do.

Someone who spends more time talking about doing something then actually getting it started.

Bad or painful foreplay
Best used in Retail:
Customer: Yeah... I was thinking about buy a computer, but since I have been laid off its been.... bla bla bla bla yackety smackety bla bla (30 mins later) and my son is a computer expert that work for the military and he went to college for all this but bla bla bla

Sale guy #2: Dude! He was a total twaster!

Sale Guy #1: Yeah I could have made three sales by the time he was was done telling me he didn't really need anything he was just out an about.
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Guy: You like that?
Girl: Uhmm it feels good daddy (bored look on her face)
Guy: I am gonna do this to you all night.

Next day on the phone with girlfriend...
Girl: Gurrrrl he was nothing but a twaster. I could have stayed at home and done better by myself.
by askme1 August 10, 2014
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tunnel tester

Homosexual. Male who lives to shove his dick up other males arses.
Watch your back when Wayne's around, he a tunnel tester you know.
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
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Brave Little Toaster

A Honda Element car, due to its resemblance of a toaster.
My friend's Brave Little Toaster was totaled after it ran into a Prius.
by Tuesday93 August 12, 2009
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organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.
"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"
by Wrabbit November 9, 2009
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toaster

when you sleep with 5 or more guys in the same frat
After sleeping with Jon, Matt, Tom, Jim, and Sam, Lex got her toaster!!!!!!!!!
by hhihii December 6, 2017
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