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Tactical dinner

Making dinner plans with the parents in order to not have to cook yourself.

A tactical dinner operation usually goes like this:

1. Calling the parents wanting to "catch-up".
2. Having the dinner
(3) Bringing any left-overs home, making the operation even more successful, in the sense that you now have food for several days, saving both time and money.
Bro 1: What are you doing on friday?

Bro 2: I'm having a tactical dinner with my parents

Bro 1: Smart move, bro!
by Spökmacka November 24, 2010
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Flirt Tactic

Cleverly flirting with someone using lies or half truths simply to get someone of interests attention
Devin: Before I started going out with Janna she told me she loved camping and would love to go camping alone with me. I just found out yesterday that she has never gone camping in her life and would rather not do so at all.
Alex: haha, she used a flirt tactic on you
by Claude Gabrillo September 14, 2008
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Turkey Testicle Tickler

When you are banging a gutter slut and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.
"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"

"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"
by Clifford the Big Red Dog October 8, 2013
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tactical puke

Discreetly throwing up from excessive consumption of alcohol whilst still having control, in order to carry on drinking and get on with the night.
I should go to the toilets to take a tactical puke before I'm too wasted!
by lalaaa October 29, 2007
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testicicle

when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread.
Lake Superior is so damn cold, as soon as I waded in I intstantly had testicicles.
by SeaAlgae August 14, 2006
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tastious

dude the burritos here are so tastious, my mouth is already watering.
by Jared Mac August 26, 2009
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Tactical Dad

A suburban or rural man who stockpiles guns and dresses like a weekend warrior, to live out a fantasy where he defends the homeland or his family from imaginary enemies.

Invariably overweight and unfit for actual military service, Tactical Dad dresses himself in tattoos, t-shirts, and vehicle stickers that imply a hair-trigger violent response to any stimulus his terrified, childlike psyche finds threatening.

Self-assured in his opinions, Tactical Dad often takes to Twitter to own the snowflakes and show them what's what. His avatar invariably has him in sunglasses and a hat, piloting a truck or boat.
No, Jerry was never in the Marines. He's just a Tactical Dad. You can tell by the goatee.
by Temperate Patriot August 20, 2019
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