Tankage

The acto of "owning" "destroying" "completely mangling" the enemy. Usually used in online multiplayer games, is often tagged to real life though.

That was some pretty awesome tankage when you lobbed that grenade at those grunts.
Holy shit that was some extreme tankage you put on that warthog.
Robbie runs into Robert, whacks straight off him and hits the ground with a loud thud and goes owwwwwwww. Thats tankage

by Polish Gypsy November 12, 2006

gimp tank

Used in MMORPGs generally a gimp tank is a tank that has little to no value tanking anything other than lvl 1 mobs

Canthonos is the number 1 gimp tank in everquest.

by Canthonos teh gimp tank August 29, 2005

Drunk Tank Drunk

When you're so drunk that if seen in public, you'd be admitted to a Drunk Tank by the police.

Hey dude, we are sooo getting drunk tank drunk this weekend!

by cot266 September 13, 2014

tommy tank

to masterbate or play with ones slef

boy 1 : can you come out
Boy 2 : no im having a tommy tank

by singaman July 20, 2008

Abbo in the gas tank

The only logical explanation for cars that appear to use a large amount of petrol.

Driver: Fuck man, how does my car use so much petrol.
Passenger: Eh, must be an abbo in the gas tank.

by Bill August 8, 2004

Tank-Walrus

Name given to someone who is actually unbearably unattractive- but used as a pisstake to imply that he is actually a "fittie" Usually a large polish school-kitchen man who bears resemblance to both an army tank and a large fatty walrus. These men have also been known to possess similarity to SuperMario, hence (alternative) "Mario the Tank Walrus"

Girl 1 "Swooooooon! Who IS that fittie loading the conveyer belt?"
Girl 2 "Thats Mario. Mario the Tank-Walrus"
Girl 1 "Ooooo-eeee! I bet he has a huaaage schlong!"
Girl 2 "He sure does..."

by Ballergs February 20, 2009

tank fucking

When you shake the gas nozzle for extra gas, while it's still in your car in an attempt to get more bang for your buck.

I was broke and on E, so I grabbed what little change I had and hit the gas station. Lotta tank fucking, had to get as much as I could! gas gasoline broke tank fucking poor skimping

by zeppelinfanCLB April 14, 2014