Toilet Tango

The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.

I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.

by joemanshowman May 28, 2016

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

Rango Tango

It means 'That's what I thought." In Spanish

Rango tango ya that's what I thought

by Cock Rape June 27, 2017

devils tango

Tango made by the devil himself.

i tried devils tango today!it tasted wicked!

by iamtheone234 August 5, 2023

shit talking tango

A shit talking tango occurs when two people engage in a never ending battle of shit talking.

Bob: What are Chow and Javier fighting about?
Jamal: They are not fighting, they're just in the middle of a shit talking tango.

by CMoose May 4, 2010

it takes two to Tandy

It takes two to Tandy is an uncommonly used turn of phrase used which is used in the context of when you want to Tandy by yourself but you need two.

Oh man I wish i could go Tandy but it takes two to Tandy... I'm talking to myself.

by Tiny fucking mr feet February 17, 2017

Triple Charlie Tango

A yearly canoe/kayak trip taken down the majestic Cedar Creek in cedar jungles in the Kingdom of New Jeruz. This is not a regular canoe/kayak trip, this is trip where a group of specially chosen salty derelicts kick the ever loving shit out of their livers whilst a smile and grin are ever present. Physical Fighting your group members is often tolerated and sabotage of watercraft is encouraged. Insults and drunken humor are the only means of communication with this surly bunch.At the end of this day nobody says goodbye and there is little or no speaking whilst leaving the rendezvous point until the next year.

Last year I got so lit at Triple Charlie Tango, I woke up next to a shaved pig, I didn't even notice that I was staring into mirror.

by King Jeruz July 28, 2019