turd tale

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

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Life Talent

The ability to do anything you want in life at a high level, and the knowledge of such ability.

I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves because of how much life talent I have.

by Randall K. Jones September 14, 2009

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someone who talks up a big game or tries to show off (either in real life using big words that make no sense and/or are out of context, pathetic taunting, or online by hopping on his armchair and playing keyboard warrior), but has no real talent in life to back it up. generally these no-talent hacks can be found living in mom's basement, playing the latest headset-gear-based first person shooter games, all the while eating cheetos or dollar store puffed cheese snacks and having yellow-stained game controllers and fingers, alongside a variety of tissues from "boy" activity strewn about the floor. in the middle of all this, they are quick to make sure to let the everyone else know how much they suck at life. rinse and repeat.

michael is a no talent hack who lives in his mom's basement, visiting websites enjoyed by the adult population while shoveling used tissues under his bed, and then he plays video games while eating cheetos and tells everyone else they suck at what they do.

by PotBelly FatGuy November 30, 2015

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