tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
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tactical chundering

Forcing one's self to puke in order to continue drinking.
"Dude can't hold his liquor. Naw, he's fine, that's legit tactical chundering."
by ThatDallyGrrl March 27, 2015
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Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.
Henry: The school found my pingers
Joe: Peak, pull a TS (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently
by The Ping King September 30, 2022
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Tactical Tango

When you match the flow and rhythm of a boss battle in a video game
My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.
by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023
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tactical pickup

A term used to request a friend or family member to pick you up from a certain location in their vehicle.
Me: Requesting a tactical pickup from school
Mum: Inbound
by LewisBoswell May 28, 2018
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Tactical Hentai

A doujinshi used for self defense/military missions in the Middle East
Soldier 1: “I got one 400 meters out north east
Soldier 2: “hit em with the tactical hentai
by Ember2047 March 14, 2021
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tactical uwu

A tactical uwu is a furry's last resort method of defense. If cornered, a furry may make an incredibly high pitched squeaky uwu. This usually enough to discombobulated a foe and provide a chance to get out of that situation.
Person 1: Hehe a furry! Let's beat him up
Person 2 (furry): uses tactical uwu
Person 1: AH WHAT THE HIGGITY HECK MAN (spazes out)
by Anime Patrol June 25, 2021
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