It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

tough one

1. A term that is suitable only for situations that result in a loss or an unexpected turn for the worse
2. At first, "tough one" was used in a derogatory manner. However, with the passing of time, the term has been used in a lighter, more colloquial usage

Coach: Tough one Feremy
Feremy (the athlete): I know Coach. I think I could have gotten him. That was a tough one
Coach: You know, I'd highly encourage you to do a little more with the backhand. If you do, you can say goodbye to the tough ones.

by Demonte Jones June 14, 2010

Don't touch that dial

An old term used at the end of a show before a commercial, the 'dial' part referring to old TV's that had dials to change channels. Some shows still use this, and only use it because other shows do. Other shows now use the term 'Don't touch that remote' or something like that.

Don't touch that dial, we'll be back after these messages.

by HyperactiveToothpick June 2, 2005

nose toucher

A girl who can stick a dick so far down her throat that her nose touches the guys body

Cindy gives the best deep throat, shes a nose toucher

by leroy jankins August 31, 2006

Somebody toucha ma spaghett

A cool fresh meme from 2018 which originated from an old cartoon of Goldilocks and the three bears. The meme centres around the daddo bear as he says “Somebody toucha ma spaghett!”

Hey have you heard that meme “Somebody toucha ma spaghett”
It is well funny like Logan Neistat

by Some loganger January 10, 2018

tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.

"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"

by TheMocker October 31, 2004

Tour de State

a) a large shit show at State College where people drink an unimaginably amount of alcohol (the perfect amount) and run around to different house stops in search of even more alcohol.

b) the perfect day
c) comparable to Christmas Morning

Legend has it that the tour started when a group of college kids at Penn State ran out of booze, so they ran from house to house drinking all the booze they could find.

Tour de State is only 54 days away; I cannot wait to get blacked out drunk and get a few 'js' in.

by Fun is our Buisness February 11, 2010