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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.
That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.
by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011
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Shit Ton

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.
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Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.
Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.
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bitch-ton

A good amount of, or a lot or a fuck load
"Damm son, did you see that bong rip there was a bitch-ton of smoke".

Jane has a bitch-ton more where that came from.
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F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
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Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.
"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"
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