Urban Shocker

Urban James Shocker has one of the greatest names of all time. He was born Urbain Jacques Shockcor

Urban Shocker was a great pitcher in his prime and one of the 17 major league pitchers permitted to throw the spitball after it was outlawed following the 1920 season. A congenital heart condition caused an untimely death at age 37.
Urban Shocker's name is kick ass... and I heard he throws a bad ass spitball
by Shockcor November 19, 2006
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Urban Cougar

An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle.
"Some Urban Cougar with a boob job tried to buy me a drink last night."
by briany smurf August 04, 2005
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Urban Dicktease

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.
Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!
by dstyguy December 28, 2011
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urban miner

A person who looks for cans,bottles or anything that they can sell for money.
There was a urban miner searching for cans on the side of the freeway. They can also be a Can Fisher
by Mr.Pickleslives March 29, 2007
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urban roulette

When you and a friend alternate shooting loads into some random skank.
I challenged Rob to a game of urban roulette with Stacey, but little did he know I had a vasectomy first. I was firing blanks all along.
by Dangerous D March 25, 2012
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Urban Pooing

The Art of public pooing. Urban pooing takes its humble beginnings from people taking urban poos after facing prolonged deprivation of public restrooms, most often while walking during a long night of drinking. When one has been depraved of a restroom for too great a time, they may decide to take their pooing to the next level.

Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.

Tenets of Urban pooing

Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better

Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo

Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport

Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive

Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens

Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive
guy 1- " Dude! me and my friend went urban pooing the other day"

guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"

guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"

Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of

-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.

-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory
by Chazz New Orleans February 21, 2011
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Urban dictionary

The place people go when their life has no meaning anymore and you look up what a noose is.
Does urban dictionary actually have real people decide if these can go up???
by F to the fricken MA April 20, 2017
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