fast eyes

when you get up too fast from lying down for an extended period of time and your vision gets blured

I fell down the stairs became i had fast eyes earlier today

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

fast couch

A piece of furniture used for a one night stand

The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.

by fundlebubble November 12, 2017

booze fast

Often begun early in the new year, involves abstaining from all alcoholic products for a set period of time. Can be prompted by health, spiritual or financial reasons.

Can be a method of acquiring more party karma.

Paul: There featuring a winter ale at the micro-brewery tonight, what time should I pick you up?

Sam: Next-month-o-clock, I'm on a booze fast.

by yogadude January 6, 2012

fast heartbeat

when you heart speeds up rapidly

he was so stressed it caused him to have a FAST HEARTBEAT.

by ItsMeGEOFF October 13, 2017

fast and cheap

just like your local druggie hooker.

Guy1: Man, that product was so fast and cheap to use!
Guy2: Damn, it was that fast and cheap? That sounds like my hooker!

by CUMSE February 22, 2021

nascar fast

Someone who has been around.

She may not be a whore but she is Nascar Fast.

by DRAWNWORNG March 26, 2017

spontaneous fasting

Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.

After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.

by Goodenf December 29, 2018