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titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.
My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.
by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021
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titty knickers

1) A brasserie
2) Stockers for your Knockers
3) Cradle for your wonder twins
4) Sanctum for your sweater puppies
Did you hear about Victoria Secrets' new promotion?

No. What is it?

Their new titty knickers line makes your tatas look proper.
by dnkykong00 November 6, 2011
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slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
by bdeggz January 30, 2016
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Titty bump

A neighborhood cheer mostly performed in the Washington DC area and consisted of rapid and jerking movements of the pelvic area
Did you see the young ladies perform titty bump at the neighborhood block party?
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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Titty burglar

A women who gets surgery on her tittys to look exactly identical to another women's titty
"That whore jescia is nothing but a big fat titty burglar"
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
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sweet tittie

"sweet tittie, you totally just nailed that put"

"dude that chick has some sweet tittie(s)"
by Cory B December 2, 2005
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Raining Titties

(v.) The act of a woman's breasts exiting the brazier and entering anywhere on the body (normally hands and/or mouth) of the significant other.
Bob: "Hey, man, how was last night with Sheila?"
Bill: "Let's put it this way, it was raining titties!"
by Screwy McFuck May 13, 2013
mugGet the Raining Tittiesmug.

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